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# Well
in the desert - with all that dust.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 0:31, archived)
# Hang on!
Shit! I think I've got some grit in my eye...

...waitasec...

...wait...

*blinks furiously*

..yep, there. I think that's got it, where were we?
(Kendal, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 0:33, archived)
# Do you mind if we do this indoors?
These cactii play havoc with me hayfever.
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 0:37, archived)
# or if they all wore contact lenses
*patents copyright for "The Good, the bad and the Itchy" and "The Wild Wild streaming eye"*
(wobblyjelly, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 0:34, archived)
# "The man with no
lens solution left"
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 0:36, archived)
# A fist full of
1-day acuvue? It's not quite so catchy...

Edit: The good, The bad and The semi-permeable?
(Kendal, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 0:37, archived)
#
'The Magnificent 7 day free trial with Specsavers!'
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 0:38, archived)
# Arg!
Spaghetti Opticians!
(Kendal, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 0:39, archived)
# Now that I would like to see!
*pulls pasta from opthalmic organ*
(wobblyjelly, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 0:42, archived)
# "The Last of the eye bath"
"Gunfight at the D&H Corale"
(wobblyjelly, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 0:41, archived)
# "Bring me the Optrex...
...of Alfredo Garcia"
(Tiny Clanger and his vibrating badger of DOOM, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 7:08, archived)