keep blowing on a dog whistle
so that when it gets played at the cinema, dogs savage the audience.
(
rob,
Mon 29 Oct 2001, 5:00,
archived)
drop cheap
casio digital watches and other inexpensive modernity out of the window so that it ruins the 30s feel
(
Esteban,
Mon 29 Oct 2001, 5:06,
archived)