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# Cats it is.
OK, so I don't own a cat (much to my dismay - allergic and all), but my neighbour's cat likes to wander in my window of an evening, and have a wee kip on my bed.



See?
1, 2, 3... Awwww.
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(ilikejamtoo, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:33, archived)
# awww
... if you cut his paws off he won't wander in your house anymore...
(kaibosh, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:35, archived)
# he won't leave either

(ning b3ta!)
(nonsense, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:38, archived)
# No!
*Sneezes*
*Looks for knife*

[censored]

*Weeps sorely*

*Sneezes*
*Stops weeping*

Yup. That should do it.
(ilikejamtoo, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:40, archived)
# HOLD IT FOR RANSOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:36, archived)
# and
cut off one of his paws to show you are serious
(kaibosh, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:38, archived)
# send the owner a mouses head.
i don't know why, i just like the sound of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:40, archived)
# dye the mouse's
head blue.
that'd scare the bejeezus outta me: a blue mousehead
(kaibosh, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:43, archived)
# i've seen it done,
in books.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:45, archived)
# "books!?"
"boyuh, ya don't learn mousehead dyin' in books! Ya gotta learn it with your hands, like a man, none of this book-lernin."
(kaibosh, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:46, archived)
# damn blue mouse heads.
they complicate life.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:49, archived)
# HOLD IT LIKE A DUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:40, archived)
# He's
beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:56, archived)
# Yeah.
I'm considering stealing him (and a lifetime supply of anti-histamines).
(ilikejamtoo, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:14, archived)