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# THE MAN WITH THE BEARD HAS SPOKEN!
*praises the spirits*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:02, archived)
# I have no beard at the moment
it is taking a well earned rest.

I do have sideburns though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:05, archived)
# do you put the beard in a small box that is full of ripped up newspaper
for the summer?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:06, archived)
# Yes
I will bring it out of the box and dab it's eyes with damp cotton wool sometime in October.

www.mysteryaction.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/me.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:07, archived)
# i like this idea!
i like it very much!
and cor, you don't half look young and handsome when shaven.
although not as manly or scottish.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:16, archived)
# oooooooooooooh!
*swings handbag*

get away from my boyfriend!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:21, archived)
# *disguises self as gracielou*
*heads northwards*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:24, archived)
# goodness
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:27, archived)
# Hmmm....
...I would be suspicious if she had grown a foot in height and gained a Welsh accent since I last saw her.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:27, archived)
# I could still grow
in theory
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:28, archived)
# but unusually aroused?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:34, archived)
# : |
ew
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:48, archived)