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# Fuck.
They are utterly, utterly terrifying and not in a good way.

Basis of knowledge gleaned from Presbyterian upbringing: doesn't the Bible tell everyone to be tolerant and loving?

Please note: TOLERANCE. I just can't see how that could possibly be translated as 'Grab big sticks! Let's go and crush the infidels!'
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:11, archived)
# Oddly enough
there are people on my forums who don't believe in evolution because of their faith, but they're okay with gay people. It's a strange world we live in.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:15, archived)
# but but but
don't they know that manly bumlove is what killed the dinosaurs?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:18, archived)
# And this is how it happened:
Stegasaurus 1: *chews leaves*

Stegasaurus 2: *chews leaves*

Stegasaurus 3: "I'M GOING TO BUM YOU ALL!!!!!!!"

*everybody dies*

100% FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:20, archived)
# They all caught the gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:22, archived)
# i thought it was smoking...
and I swear I will use manly bumlove in a sentence at some point today at work. ;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:20, archived)
# Apparently not
and they are unaware that the female dinosaurs simultaneously all decided that they liked rubbing clams and wearing dungarees.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:26, archived)
# Odd, odd, odd.
I love the 'evolution didn't happen' argument, it's a sure-fire winner when the conversation dries up at dinner parties.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:18, archived)
# But looking on the bright side,
at least they won't mind if there's an uneven number of men and women at the dinner table.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:24, archived)