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# mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ye fuggin' English cunts, ye fuggin' fuggers, ah'll fuggin huv yes, so ah wull...

(They're not known for their racial tolerance. I'm just quoting, don't shoot the messenger.)
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:44, archived)
# Indeed
But they make lovely under pub table footstools when they have been subdued with a few cans of export and some whisky. And of course, you can fit a whole one on your average BBQ.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:50, archived)
# But it's a right pain in the cunt
when one sits beside you on the tube and talks about the so-called 'glory days' of Scottish football, then tries to tap you for a fiver because 'You're no' like these English bastards, hen, you're just wan 'ae us, far from hame...'

*starts singing twee Scotchland air, ie 'Granny's Highland Slippers and a Nice Plate of Porridge' or similar*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# well
that'll teach you to use to tube.

much better to travel by jetpack I find.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:57, archived)