I want to ownthe patent for the zip. Think how many of those little bastards you own. At 1p royalty a pop, you'd be a multi-milionaire at least.
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 10:21,
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I want to copyright the word "the" or the letter E. I'd be rolling in money in no time
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Esch,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 10:23,
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