Bring him to dinner as a friendAnd then say 'Dad, please pass the salt to my gay lover'.
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wayward.,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:17,
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In factThis would have worked better if you hadn't told him you were gay already. Use one of those flashy things off Men In Black.
( wayward.,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:19,
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I'll go do it right now...Also, I'll speak in english next time
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owain2002,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:21,
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