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# OK, As promised...
Here's my deafo dad getting the news of a lifetime:



Note one: The Welsh translation is only important towards the end

Note two: Yes, my dad is that stupid! Unlike the animation of my mother, this one is 99.9% authentic. (He grabbed a glass at the end, not a bottle)
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:07, archived)
# your
gay?
(Sparrafizzle, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:09, archived)
# I
am
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:10, archived)
# Are you
the only gay in the village?
(I helped save b3ta! Whippersnapper, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:12, archived)
# Nope, but
I do live in a small Welsh mining village...
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:18, archived)
# ... all gay?
(schnurricane, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:10, archived)
# at least there was no doors CD
congrats.. if that's the right word.. or well done, yes, well done is better.
(NewWhit : Paul Club, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:10, archived)
# Yes,
Damn that woman and her "music"
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:11, archived)
# the doors rock.
(schnurricane, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:12, archived)
# wonky hinges?
(the funky gibbon, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:14, archived)
# yeah
also, i live on a boat.
(schnurricane, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:14, archived)
# again
a pfffft to you
(NewWhit : Paul Club, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:15, archived)
# haha
But who are Beth and Pam? I bet they put you up to telling him. :)

Well done though, couldn't have been easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:10, archived)
# It wasn't
But I'm all happy now. Any ideas on how to introduce them to my "friend"?
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:11, archived)
# dress up like circus performers
and launch him out of a cannon in through the window during dinner.

guaranteed to make it less awkward.
(schnurricane, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I must say I do like that idea!
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:15, archived)
# Just bring him around
without telling your Dad. If he has to think about it he'll probably have all sorts in his head. But if he meets him like that then he has no chance of getting any questions ready.*
Bring a bottle of wine of course.


*May be awful advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:14, archived)
# Wine?
I think I need premium vodka
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:16, archived)
# Bring him to dinner as a friend
And then say "Dad, please pass the salt to my gay lover".
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:17, archived)
# In fact
This would have worked better if you hadn't told him you were gay already. Use one of those flashy things off Men In Black.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:19, archived)
# I'll go do it right now...
Also, I'll speak in english next time
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:21, archived)
# Why were you telling him in Welsh anyway?
It's a silly language
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:12, archived)
# Indeed it is
But he is a silly man, and insists the entire family speaks it
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:13, archived)
# Serves you right for not having
any Js in your alphabet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:13, archived)
# No J's..
K's, Q's, V's, X's or Z's in fact!
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:14, archived)
# I bet
Scrabbles crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:15, archived)
# But we have letters
like ch, ll, dd, ng, รข, , , etc... Much more fun!
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:17, archived)
# hah, crazy. Just reminded me,
I had to go to Cardiff a couple of weeks ago over the Severn Bridge. Got a bit more closer to Cardiff and saw a digital motorway sign with
"RDHT CHPEPP'S". I made a funny remark to myself about the crazy Welsh language, but 3 miles later realised it was a truncated traffic warning for The Red Hot Chilli Peppers tour.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:21, archived)
# hahahaha!
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:29, archived)
# no reason for this reply.
i just like chevrons.
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:27, archived)
# Js are the most important though.
How can you get a job, have some juice, go to a gin joint or be a Jew?

[edit] Or play cards? No K,Q or J? Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:17, archived)
# yet half the population is called jones
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:15, archived)
# hehe
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:27, archived)