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# I love my bed...


...so I'm going to pay it a visit. G'night all!

Edit: Looks worse than I thought it could!
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:43, archived)
# looks lovely
may i join you?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:44, archived)
# Sure thing...
...but I have a feeling my IKEA bedspread will keep you up
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:45, archived)
# i was hoping
the kinky bumsex would keep me up
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:45, archived)
# That too...
...should you so desire, but keep it quiet, 'cause my sister is sleeping in the room directly upstairs
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:47, archived)
# well it's a 50/50 chance
which room i wander into and start stripping of in, and after that theres no stopping me
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:47, archived)
# Well, theres about 1000 rooms in this place
so you have a choice, not to mention uncountable possible scandals
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:48, archived)
# i like those odds
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:51, archived)
# Well, in that case come on over!
Think you can find Penpedairheol?
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:52, archived)
# sounds like i'd find it
in a chemistry lab
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:53, archived)
# Well,
you'll need mountaineering gear to get here. You might wanna bring some form of entertainment too, cause theres none here
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:55, archived)
# theres always a game of
hide the hands
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:56, archived)
# Living in a Welsh mining village on top of a mountain,
your hands tend to get a little cold
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:59, archived)
# you can be
my meat glove
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:05, archived)
# Hmmm....
Sound's intreaguing (sp?)

Where exactly do you intend to sick your 'ands?
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:06, archived)
# any spare hole
that strays my way
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:09, archived)
# Where exactly
is your way?
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:09, archived)
# sutton
in london
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:11, archived)
# Phew!
A safe distance from my orifices then =)
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:12, archived)
# dont feel to secure
i have my ways
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:12, archived)
# This is
becoming very hard to read...to think, this entire thread is just us two =P
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:14, archived)
# do ducklings make you feel
all fluffy inside?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:15, archived)
# No no,
prehaps a little turned on in fact =P

haha
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:17, archived)
# i've dubbed your face
into child porn and distributed it on the internet, seen it?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:20, archived)
# hehe!
That was an ace bit of editage, if I do say so myself =)
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:22, archived)
# are you gay?
avoiding the question means yes
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:24, archived)
# Haha!
I'm being careful with my words this time
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:26, archived)
# what did the pope say
after he was told a fisting joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:28, archived)
# Well,
its not only fun, its true! I am gay! 100% fact =P
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:29, archived)
# the filthy bugger(er)
ok, i'm off to bed now
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:31, archived)
# Me too...
nice chattin with ya =)
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:34, archived)
# Could be worse, actually
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:48, archived)
# Holy shite!
I'm scared to get in now!

Edit: to bed, that is
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:49, archived)