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[challenge entry] I got quite tired of me mum so I asked her to right a description of me


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(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 23:36, archived)
# my God
how old are you! you look about 10!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 23:37, archived)
# looks like a fag
muffin
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 23:37, archived)
# true!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 23:38, archived)
# I'm
14
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 23:38, archived)
# to be 14 again!
oh how i miss those days!

i guess the benefits of beer and porn help tho'
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 23:40, archived)
# I
wish I were older


damn my parents for not being horny sooner
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 23:41, archived)
# ah but if they had of been you wouldnt have been you
different egg / sperm and you could have tits!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 23:41, archived)
# they're over-rated
(NewWhit : Paul Club, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 23:45, archived)
# there fab!
but then i like boobs!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 23:51, archived)
# He'd be quite handsome with tits

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 20 Jul 2004, 23:46, archived)
# argh
That's a really disturbing comment to make.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 23:47, archived)
# not nearly as disturbing
as the time when my dad was walking with my younger brother and he point at his crotch area and yelled "home!"
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 23:50, archived)
# your dad pointed to his crotch
and yelled home!

ummm now i'm confused!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 23:52, archived)
# My little brother pointed at my dad's crotch
sorry for the confusion
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 23:54, archived)
# and he comes with
a lassy.
(NewWhit : Paul Club, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 23:52, archived)