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# I say I say I say
How do you stop birds shitting on your windscreen?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:35, archived)
# take it out
.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:38, archived)
# or get a smaller windscreen
or a motorbike,
or don't park under trees
or go to iraq, if G.W.Bush has his was there will be nothing left over there to shit on your windscreen...

[EDIT] Get yourself one of these?

(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:43, archived)
# hit them with bricks.
That'll do it.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:43, archived)
# give them a lift home
INSIDE the car?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:49, archived)
# NO
the answer is

don't go out with them!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 16:54, archived)