'Smoking cigarettes will make you want to stretch your anus to unimaginable proportions'?
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hazzamon I've nothing better to do,
Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:25,
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Have you ever had a cigarette while mortally hungover and suffering from a gastric infection?
It has much the same effect.
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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm,
Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:27,
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