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ok so.. right.. here goes:
Ackbar plays the sitar, watching is maxine carr, shes smoking a cigar. dont get run over by the car, have a chocolate bar. look! its a really big star, over there is a tsar. fucking VCR, pour all over it a tub of tar. lets move to qatar.

au revoir

From the Rhyming Photoshops challenge. See all 392 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 22:29, archived)
# isn't
that a sitar?
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 22:30, archived)
# FUCK
///edits the thingy, damn me not paying attention
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 22:30, archived)
# sorry to threadwaste
but fucking scarface is on sky one right now, its like fucking gta vice city the movie (unless u saw the movie before playing the game, in which case gta is like scarface the game)

also, is gmos about?
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 22:34, archived)
# yeah
gta copied scarface a tad
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 22:35, archived)
# not just a tad
its more like rockstar said "shit, lets set it in the 80's and steal the storyline, locations and soundtrack from scarface"

it's still a fucking awesome game thjo

cant wait for san andreas
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 22:36, archived)
# im not that bothered really
itll be good, but i doubt itll be too different to vice city/gta III

i didnt really find that the game changed much from III to vice city, just the bike thing, actually i preferred the city from gta III

meh *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 22:37, archived)
# san andreas is three whole cities
count them. 3.

and u have to eat, sensible amounts, so as not to get too fat or thin, and u can have bicycles, and cops on bikes

about as different from vice city as vice city was from 3, but why change something that works?

obviously playing gta 3 over and over woud=ld get boring, so have more of the same, but with different settings, vehicles, missions etc, and everyones happy.

except the twats who bitch about violence in the media causing violence in real life
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 22:41, archived)
# hah
yup, i just read a friends post ranting about how the daily mail is blaming unreal tournament for making kids violent... fav quote here: [daily mail] pay some 80 year old nazi to fill their papers every day whilst they jerk off over a picture of Margeret Thatcher?
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 22:43, archived)
# there are probly only a handful of things that seriously wind me up
really make my blood boil


people blaming media - whether its marilyn manson, manhunt or some horror film - for acts of violence is probably my number one hate of all. i guess mainly cos i dont want my games and films and music taken away from me because some kid with serious mental problems thinks its a good idea to copy what they've seen or heard
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)
# As Prince Philip sensibly pointed out after the Dunblane massacre
"Right, so some lunatic killed a load of children with a gun. If I were to kill a load of children with a cricket bat, would you ban cricket bats? Some people are just insane."

(Paraphrased, but that was the gist)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 22:52, archived)
# I pointed out to my friend
someone could use a car to do the same thing but cars wouldn't get banned
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 22:58, archived)
# yeah but
people dont beat people to death with videogames or tvs

but i certainly get your point
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 23:00, archived)
# People use cars to do the same thing EVERY SODDING DAY
And what about cigarettes? You don't see 'em banning those. And I wish they would - then I might have incentive to quit...

*rolls then lights fag*
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 23:00, archived)
# computer games aren't
a massive cash cow for the government, whereas tabs are
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 23:05, archived)
# Nail gets head hit - news at 11
It's still incredible - every time Yes Minister is repeated, it's still absolutely spot fucking on. Nothing changes. What I don't get is, if you're going to keep increasing tax on addictive substances, why not legalise heroine and tax it to shit? Result!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 23:09, archived)
# if they legalised hard and soft drugs
they could give information out on their effects and make it cheaper to buy, which would reduce crime, through people not commiting it to fund a habbit

I mean, you don't become a drug dealer for the laughs do you
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 23:11, archived)
# Damn straight
Talk to pretty much any Met police officer in an off-duty environment, and they'll be pro-legalisation. The dealers are the major problem, cut them out, no problem.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 23:13, archived)
# yup
fucktards
they always jump to blame video games too
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 22:52, archived)
# why does noone ever blame the parents EVER!!
manhunt is an 18 rated game, not one of these pansie pegi suggested ratings but a proper bbfc red circle with a white 18 on it.

the kid that killed the other kid was 17, therefore

a) parents fault, shouldnt have bought it for him
or
b) shop assistants fault, shoulda I.D.'d him, i know its kinda hard these days to tell how old kids are but with games/films etc of this nature age checking should be considered

and thats only if u accept that it was the games fault

which i dont

they also never look at the kids background, i'll bet he was beaten/abused as a kid, a loner at school, or chemically inbalanced. or all of the above

rant over

for now
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 23:01, archived)
# if they actually did that
they couldn't have knee jerk headlines, which un-informed people could be scared with
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 23:04, archived)
# De Palma's Scarface rocks
Actually beats the original. Partially due to Oliver Stone's script.

Speaking of which, Buy my mate's superb Oliver Stone book!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
# fucking?
(Hazhar, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 22:35, archived)
# i'm inarticulate
i use expletives as watchamacallits
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 22:39, archived)
# over "thar"
is a russian czar

(comes natural here in Texas)
(b3rl1n, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 22:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Absolute genie-arse!!!

Have a woo and a yay and a houpla!
(Crumpet, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)