maybe you'd be more comfortable
sitting on my lap ...
*loosens top button of lederhosen as funky bass riff kicks in*
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:58,
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I am here to fix the photocopier...
Oh no I've got toner all over my trousers...
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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit,
Wed 4 Aug 2004, 16:01,
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