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# nah
spork in hand, i shovelled the whole lot into my mouth.

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:22, archived)
# well, let me lick your lips at least
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:23, archived)
# =|
which lips eh? *wink*


oh wait.. you've gotta have a vagina for that don't you?

*chop*

ok, carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:25, archived)
# I suddenly changed my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:26, archived)
# oh no, don't worry.. a bit of gaffa tape.. *sssscchtick!*
bit of glue..

a nail.. *tap tap tap*

voila! good as new!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:31, archived)
# May I be the first to offer my sincerest congratulations
on your newfound feminism.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:27, archived)
# feminism eh?
EQUAL RIGHTS FOR WOMEN! LET THE WOMAN VOTE! WOMEN HAVE THE RIGHT TO JUMP UNDER HORSES!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:30, archived)
# Why is her death not in the Darwin Awards?
It's a clear act of gross stupidity.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:34, archived)