Oh, you probably only have one or two.
Plus this part is great:
'So although there may be mites in your eyelashes, there isn't any mite poop! Thank goodness!'
Think of them as pets, or yourself as Earth, or maybe a life giving god.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Sun 12 Sep 2004, 8:09,
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I will think of myself as Gaia
with the mites upon me as my loyal subjects, their entire existence dependent upon my whim.
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FoldsFive,
Sun 12 Sep 2004, 8:11,
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