Profile for FoldsFive:

• a member for 20 years, 4 months and 22 days
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Howdy howdy howdy. I am FoldsFive, and am married to the lovely Blue Star. You can e-mail me at davidjcourt at googlemail dotty com if you like.

I also has a blog.

http://foldsfive.blogspot.com/

To join the line Gaz me a link to a decent photograph of yourself and its guaranteed that you're in



The excellent Fiend did this for me;



In chronological order, here is every single pixelmash..









KingSuperSpecial, an officer and a gentleman, did me this cracking pic..



HappyToast, God that he is, did this for me..


The lovely In Vino Veritas did this for me to celebrate my 2nd b3taday :)


The Coventry Pixelbash 18/03/06











Any comments, thoughts, cash-donations or just plain proposals of marriage are always welcome. I've always been keen on being a God Father to a child, so if I seem like the type of upstanding individual you would want to have responsible for the spiritual welfare of your offspring then drop me a line.. I'm also available for weddings, christenings and bar-mitzvahs and am free most Saturdays except when doing my community service.






The genius that is butters did this for me:


Scoopzilla did this woo-some thingy;



In response for woos and yays, i promise that if you ever need a Kidney or Eye for an emergency operation then I'm your man. If you have the requirement for a decent working liver or lung, you're probably best going elsewhere to be honest.

And here's my favourite thing I've ever done on b3ta..




ROBOT STUFF



Oh, and the record label "The Simulated City" and the band "The Archive of Everything" are crooked tossers. If anybody is ever asked to do any work for them on an artistic basis, turn it down.

Recent front page messages:

Morning!

(Thu 15th Jul 2010, 11:13, More)

Evening. Long time no post.

(Sun 29th Nov 2009, 17:56, More)

'Ning!

(Sun 13th Apr 2008, 19:09, More)

The version of facebook tailored to Primary Schools makes for difficult reading.

(Mon 3rd Mar 2008, 11:57, More)

Dum dum... dum dum... der der deeeeer!!!!!!

First pixelmash in an absolute age.. Enjoy :)
(Sat 10th Feb 2007, 13:47, More)

Afternoonaning, all..!

(Fri 12th Jan 2007, 15:28, More)

Clear instructions were left at the Pearly Gates for the Godfather of Soul

..and a Merry Christmas, b3ta :)
(Mon 25th Dec 2006, 8:12, More)

"Ah well, Best laid plans", thought Luthor.

(Tue 28th Nov 2006, 21:25, More)

:)

(Sat 25th Nov 2006, 0:58, More)

(Sun 15th Oct 2006, 9:51, More)

A Space Odyssey

(Fri 29th Sep 2006, 20:35, More)

Heh :)

(Thu 28th Sep 2006, 11:50, More)

The tie-in game for the Snakes on a Plane movie
was both a lazy conversion and a bitter disappointment

(Fri 18th Aug 2006, 12:04, More)

The Rolling Stones Colouring book - fun for all the family

and the doors not red because colouring books are always in black and white :)
(Thu 27th Jul 2006, 12:59, More)

"In hindsight we have to admit
that it was a huge mistake and a budgetary disaster.
We really should have waited until the technology matched our ambitions" - BBC Staff Member



(Thu 8th Jun 2006, 21:09, More)

Hawkmen... DIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!

'Ning! 'Tis completed!
(Thu 27th Apr 2006, 20:23, More)

Aliens: The Pixelmash

'tis FINALLY finished.. evening all :)
(Tue 28th Mar 2006, 22:35, More)

Aliens: Thusly and uncut

(Sat 25th Feb 2006, 22:49, More)

"And would it kill you to get some proper food in?"

After many years of attempting to salvage their relationship, it looked like the marriage of Pacman was doomed
(Fri 20th Jan 2006, 13:29, More)

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: The Pixelmash Experiment

And so it ends; a huge thanks to Mutated Monty, Chronic, Curis, Prof Pixel Masher, The Great Architect, WeAreTheLemon, FishTheCat and all the others who have participated in the Indiana Jones Trilogy :)
(Wed 18th Jan 2006, 20:29, More)

I'm sure it never used to do this back in the eighties..

(Sun 15th Jan 2006, 10:26, More)

Who you gonna call ?

(Thu 5th Jan 2006, 22:10, More)

Ninganing!

(Sun 18th Dec 2005, 8:02, More)

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: The Pixelmash Experiment


Kudos and gratitude to Curis, WeAreTheLemon, Mutated Monty, Billbobarneybobs and Chronic for their fantastic work :)
(Fri 9th Dec 2005, 12:50, More)

Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Pixelmash Experiment


Thanks to the Pixelmash Collective of SpanishCatFish, Evil Prof Pixel Masher, Threepwood, WeAreTheLemon and FishTheCat for their excellent, excellent work!
Temple of Doom later this week :)
(Mon 5th Dec 2005, 22:04, More)

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi in 211k

An excuse to repost not just because I've made it 15k smaller but because I wish to enlist the help of b3tans for a bold pixelmash experiment.. See the very top of my profile for details!
/cue flurry of 'whatareweyourpixelmashbitches' :)
(Wed 2nd Nov 2005, 7:19, More)

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back in 211k

Need.. sleep.. :)
(Tue 25th Oct 2005, 6:18, More)

Star Wars: A New Hope in 168k

Took WAY too long.. good morning all!
(Sat 22nd Oct 2005, 11:05, More)

You just thought it was a quirky style of animation?
This secretly taken undercover footage suggests differently...


(Fri 19th Aug 2005, 20:40, More)

The authorities blamed "Doom"
but I believe the influences lay more in the eighties..


(Tue 16th Aug 2005, 22:28, More)

He'd always just assumed that the squeaking was coming from the mouse itself

(Sun 14th Aug 2005, 11:49, More)

The Matrix couldn't have been set in the eighties


..and 'Ning!
(Sat 6th Aug 2005, 11:23, More)

He adored the games on his new phone

(Sun 9th Jan 2005, 11:14, More)

Strictly Come Dance Dancing Revolution

(Fri 17th Dec 2004, 22:43, More)

Bad film to game adaptations

(Mon 22nd Nov 2004, 20:16, More)

Ning a ning a ning!

(Thu 18th Nov 2004, 21:39, More)

Finished!

..because I have no life and am now bored of adding frames..!
(Fri 12th Nov 2004, 15:28, More)

Its the weekend! Yippee-doodle-day!

(Fri 29th Oct 2004, 20:03, More)

I had only heard rumours of its existence
but the truth was soon confirmed


FP'ed!!! Cheers, guys!
(Tue 19th Oct 2004, 20:19, More)

'Ning!

Blimey! Fp'ed! Thanks!
(Sat 9th Oct 2004, 10:44, More)

Once again on the cutting edge of topical gags

Woohoo! Front Page! Thank you, Magic Donkey
(Sat 11th Sep 2004, 11:33, More)

Colonel Sanders had an unhappy childhood

A front page! Fantastico! Thanks muchly, b3ta!
(Sat 21st Aug 2004, 18:51, More)

And some punnage for you all
I'm really, really sorry, honestly I am

hurrah! My first ever FP! Yay!!!! Thanks, b3ta!

(Sat 7th Aug 2004, 17:55, More)

Best answers to questions:

» People with Stupid Names

I had a biology teacher at school called Mrs. Marks
who decided to add the name of her husband to her own and became "Mrs Brown Marks" (henceforth to be forever after known by the school kids as "Mrs Skids"). A friend of mine, a teacher, used to teach a kid with another humorous double-barrelled surname - Lee Cox-Hooker.. :)
And this is the same teacher who had a girlfriend called Emma Dale
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 20:40, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

Chocolate Limes are the pus from Satans arse-crack
Which absolute cock came up with the concept of mixing a lime boiled sweet (lovely on its own) with chocolate (lovely on its own) to make the absolute hellspawn that is a Chocolate Lime? The last one I tried was about fifteen years ago and it connected straight with my vomit trigger and made me literally throw up on the spot. Haven't tried them since but I fear it will have the same effect.

..and while I'm whinging about it; Wagon wheels as well. I'm not talking the obvious thing about how they're smaller now than they used to be , but that it wouldn't matter if you grabbed a few straight off the conveyor belt at McVities - THEY WOULD STILL TASTE STALE
(Fri 16th Jul 2004, 18:54, More)