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# At school...
...I used to sing in maths class (no, really I did) to altered lyrics for Bohemian Rhapsody.

They included such delights as 'Is this the real biscuit? Or is it a Custard Creme? Give me my bourbon! Or at least a digestive....'

And so it went on. Surprisngly enough, I wasn't all that popular. Still not really, I guess.
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:37, archived)
# I did exactly the same thing in German.
"Is this a pork pie? Or is this just cottage cheese..."
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:48, archived)
# German was another matter
We just made up rude sentences. Usually "Ich habe ein Lankrad bis mein arsche" or words to that effect.
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:49, archived)
# it's worrying when the teacher joins in
and even worryinger still when he offers to show you how it is done with his penis and a cheese grater
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:59, archived)