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# misheard popular song lyrics anyone?
Anyone who has heard Bohemian Rhapsody......yesno?

(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:12, archived)
# "Spare him his life from his pork sausages..."
I love misheard lyrics. Woo to the pic!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:13, archived)
# easy-cum-easy-go,
you must be a ho'
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:34, archived)
# nope
doesn't work at all
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:14, archived)
# yay
i thought it was devil for a sideboard, but that'll do
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:15, archived)
# it was, but
have you tried how many people on the interweb call their gerbils 'devil' and then put pics of them online? finding proper religious heresy images is fucking trick thesedays
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:18, archived)
# wierd
maybe i confuse cheeselovers with my hamster being called mozzarella

let that be a lesson to us all
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:19, archived)
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(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:17, archived)
# ha ha ha
you made oi laaaaaaarf!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:20, archived)
# At school...
...I used to sing in maths class (no, really I did) to altered lyrics for Bohemian Rhapsody.

They included such delights as "Is this the real biscuit? Or is it a Custard Creme? Give me my bourbon! Or at least a digestive...."

And so it went on. Surprisngly enough, I wasn't all that popular. Still not really, I guess.
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:37, archived)
# I did exactly the same thing in German.
"Is this a pork pie? Or is this just cottage cheese..."
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:48, archived)
# German was another matter
We just made up rude sentences. Usually "Ich habe ein Lankrad bis mein arsche" or words to that effect.
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:49, archived)
# it's worrying when the teacher joins in
and even worryinger still when he offers to show you how it is done with his penis and a cheese grater
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:59, archived)