I did exactly the same thing in German.
'Is this a pork pie? Or is this just cottage cheese...'
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Chrico is a bounder and a cad,
Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:48,
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German was another matter
We just made up rude sentences. Usually "Ich habe ein Lankrad bis mein arsche" or words to that effect.
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Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep,
Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:49,
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it's worrying when the teacher joins in
and even worryinger still when he offers to show you how it is done with his penis and a cheese grater
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:59,
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