So there's a helpful man in a street.A hobo walks up to the helpful man. The helpful man says, 'Hi there! What can I do you for?'
The hippy replies, 'You got any spare change?'
So the man gives him some spare change.
Next, some political lobbyists come up to the helpful man. He says, 'Hi there! What can I do you for?'
The lobbyists ask him to sign their petition, so he signs their petition.
Next, a hippy comes up to the helpful man. The man says, 'Hi there! What can I do you for?'
The hippy says, 'You got any drugs, man?' - so the helpful man gives him some drugs.
Next, a prostitute walks up to the helpful man. He says, 'Hi there! What can I do you for?'
-- all my own work.
Picture pun in the offing - watch this space!
What happened to the board yesterday?
(The hippy replies, 'You got any spare change?'
So the man gives him some spare change.
Next, some political lobbyists come up to the helpful man. He says, 'Hi there! What can I do you for?'
The lobbyists ask him to sign their petition, so he signs their petition.
Next, a hippy comes up to the helpful man. The man says, 'Hi there! What can I do you for?'
The hippy says, 'You got any drugs, man?' - so the helpful man gives him some drugs.
Next, a prostitute walks up to the helpful man. He says, 'Hi there! What can I do you for?'
-- all my own work.
Picture pun in the offing - watch this space!
What happened to the board yesterday?
Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago,
Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:26,
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so eerdid he provide advice on safe sex and a reveiw of the best ways to stay safe on the street
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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe,
Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:29,
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aaargh flashbackdon't know why but your comment just reminded me of the 'streetwise' photo strip from the Eagle comic when they attempted to re-issue it in the eighties
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:31,
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ha ha glad to be of seviceI was allways more of a mad max and the thirteenth floor geek. Hey ho
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe,
Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:32,
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that must bea connelly clam memberv it is uncanny
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe,
Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:39,
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I'm fairly sure they doYou just aren't listening hard enough
...they're in the walls!
(...they're in the walls!
Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago,
Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:38,
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