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TJ:

can anyone remember that joke about a man with an orange for a head?

I can't remember how it goes:(

edit: I think I remember it

'I saw a man the other day who had an orange for a head, so I enquired about his condition.

'Well' said the man 'I met a genie who granted me 3 wishes. My first wish was to have all the momey in the word, and then I did. My second wish was to be adored by women, and I was.'

'What was your third wish?' I asked

'Well' said the man 'I wished I had an orange for a head'

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 22:07, archived)

here you go

www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2000-04-04/index.html
www.redmeat.com/redmeat/1996-07-29/index.html

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 22:09, archived)

Hmm

I think the clue there is that his name is "Mr. Lemmonhead".

It's not that joke.

:(

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 22:11, archived)

I think it goes

"there once was a man with an orange for a head. And he wiped his spunky cock all over your mum's tits"

maybe not the real punchline, but I guarantee anyone you tell it to will laugh*

*well maybe not everyone

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