*waves hello*

(Fri 22nd Sep 2023, 10:05, More)

So many better words from the same letters
They're just not trying

Apologies. Got it out my system now.
(Wed 8th Mar 2023, 18:29, More)

Morning!

/my first distracted boyfriend meme
(Fri 24th Feb 2023, 11:39, More)

Grant Shapps posted a photo with Boris Johnson edited out
I've added an astronaut penguin on a space hopper in his place.

(Tue 10th Jan 2023, 13:52, More)

Well I have full confidence in the new government top team.
Oh aye.

(Sat 15th Oct 2022, 18:18, More)

Party time in the cabinet office

Presence of penguins unconfirmed, but they were more fun to add than corrupt politicians.
(Tue 25th Jan 2022, 0:00, More)

Variation on a theme

(Fri 14th Jan 2022, 15:34, More)

“I see what is right and approve, but I do what is wrong.”

(Tue 11th Jan 2022, 21:04, More)

Lemurs are now a serious risk to our national security.

bigger!
(Mon 14th Sep 2015, 21:49, More)

A square of fluff and some horns for a Saturday evening of, erm, fluff and horns.

^{my site}
(Sat 2nd Feb 2013, 18:05, More)

Something silly from my aquarium trip yesterday.

^{my site}
(Sun 15th Jan 2012, 11:58, More)

The secret to a happy robot...
... is teaching them the right button to press.

^{my site... robot made from old tech at Bletchley Park}
(Sun 13th Feb 2011, 0:16, More)

No reason.

^{my site}
(Tue 19th Oct 2010, 0:19, More)

Not the most sophisticated lyricist...

^{my site}
(Thu 14th Oct 2010, 0:39, More)

It's important to be true to yourself.

^{my site}
(Fri 8th Oct 2010, 22:48, More)

How to make a pom pom.

^{my site}
(Sat 10th Jul 2010, 21:47, More)

Internet shock!

^{my site | flash animations | image gallery | blog}
(Sun 8th Feb 2009, 16:16, More)

The Leatherclad Girafflapper

^{my site | flash animations | image gallery | blog}
(Fri 23rd May 2008, 17:07, More)

Run away! It's the penguins of punk!

^{my site | flash animations | image gallery | blog}
(Mon 12th Nov 2007, 21:57, More)

I'd pay good money to see the full version

^{my site | flash animations | image gallery | blog}
(Sat 14th Jul 2007, 16:55, More)

Sir Guinea of Pig hasn't quite got to grips with cigars
He keeps confusing them with carrots.

^{my site | flash animations | image gallery | blog}
(Tue 22nd May 2007, 23:29, More)

Today's the day...

^{my site | flash animations | image gallery | blog}
(Sun 28th Jan 2007, 15:42, More)

it's hard to draw a picture
when the picture doesn't want to be drawn

^{my site | flash animations | image gallery | blog}
(Tue 21st Nov 2006, 14:43, More)

Quick! Hide the port!

^{my site | flash animations | image gallery}
(Sat 4th Nov 2006, 13:51, More)

Rover isn't sure about the new family pet

^{my site | flash animations | image gallery}
(Fri 4th Aug 2006, 21:26, More)

Run little easter penguin!
Save the eggs!

^{my site | flash animations | image gallery}
(Thu 13th Apr 2006, 22:35, More)

it's the easter penguin!

/traditionalist
^{my site | flash animations | image gallery}
(Thu 13th Apr 2006, 21:52, More)

Run! Escape from the tippex of DOOOOM!

^{my site | flash animations | image gallery}
(Sat 1st Apr 2006, 2:10, More)

i expect they'll get bored eventually

^{my site | flash animations | gallery | festive messenger}
also not the cliff richard christmas single (1.1mb Flash)
(Tue 20th Dec 2005, 3:19, More)

catapoultry!

good grief, i'm so sorry, i have no excuse for this
^{my site | flash animations | gallery}
(Wed 14th Dec 2005, 17:48, More)

i was thinking about pirates
as so many have a hook and an eyepatch i figure there must be a lot of one-eyed pirate hands about

/late night eclectech logic
^{my site} | flash animations | gallery | t-shirts
(Sun 9th Oct 2005, 1:29, More)

RAWK!

^{my site} | flash animations | gallery | t-shirts
(Fri 7th Oct 2005, 22:47, More)

if you want a picture of the future
imagine a penguin stamping on a monkey - forever

well, he shouldn't have stolen their fish
^{my site | gallery | t-shirts | charles clarke flash}
(Sat 2nd Jul 2005, 15:19, More)

lock up your fish!

^{my site | tribute to charles clarke | jesus juice}
(Tue 21st Jun 2005, 23:55, More)

viking bunny of doom
in terrifying pillaging and nibbling action

apologies for the poor camera work, as i'm sure you can understand i was quaking with fear
^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Wed 25th May 2005, 18:39, More)

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Sat 14th May 2005, 0:54, More)

make mine a 99

just playing with some video i took at the zoo :)
^{my site | gallery | t-shirts | more zoo photos}
(Fri 25th Mar 2005, 19:02, More)

nerios molesthes, rawk queen

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Thu 24th Mar 2005, 23:38, More)

she's going to miss the school bus if she doesn't hurry

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Tue 22nd Mar 2005, 22:41, More)

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Sun 20th Mar 2005, 14:08, More)

run! it's the rozzers!

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 19:42, More)

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Tue 15th Mar 2005, 22:05, More)

dance, dance, disco dog

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Tue 8th Mar 2005, 23:27, More)

dandelion

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts | dandelion wallpaper}
RECENT ANIMS: veritas party | kilroy, tangerine man
(Thu 17th Feb 2005, 23:06, More)

evening

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts | noisy valentine's anim}
(Mon 14th Feb 2005, 20:32, More)

creatures that should exist #3253

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Thu 10th Feb 2005, 22:08, More)

RAWKAROO!

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Sat 5th Feb 2005, 3:48, More)

she didn't care what they said
she would be a ballet dancer

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Mon 31st Jan 2005, 21:10, More)

i say, fancy a woof?

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Mon 31st Jan 2005, 0:05, More)

juvenile ducks flying in formation

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Sun 30th Jan 2005, 2:31, More)

playing in the snow can be fun
but everyone needs a summer holiday

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Fri 28th Jan 2005, 2:13, More)

MORE DOSTRICH!

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Sun 23rd Jan 2005, 3:05, More)

i'm not sure where i was going with this

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Thu 20th Jan 2005, 1:12, More)

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Sat 15th Jan 2005, 19:32, More)

poor little hydrophobic duckling

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Sat 15th Jan 2005, 2:08, More)

lord woof

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Mon 10th Jan 2005, 0:52, More)

chump bunnybear

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Sun 9th Jan 2005, 20:24, More)

it can get boring living in a photo booth

this should have a transparent background but flash made the file massive when i did that, so it hasn't
^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Tue 4th Jan 2005, 22:51, More)

he wanted the red hat

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Thu 30th Dec 2004, 0:31, More)

life can be difficult...
when you're a short-sighted cycloposaurus

earlier cycloposaurus: cedric... clarence...
^{my site | gallery | t-shirts | latest anim - parp!}
(Sun 12th Dec 2004, 1:34, More)

*childish snigger*

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Thu 9th Dec 2004, 18:15, More)

rock bunny

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Mon 6th Dec 2004, 23:36, More)

well, that's another illusion shattered

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Tue 30th Nov 2004, 2:49, More)

where orange crayons come from...

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Thu 25th Nov 2004, 0:07, More)

aww, it's a chicky cat

evening all :)
^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Tue 23rd Nov 2004, 21:44, More)

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Mon 22nd Nov 2004, 1:21, More)

bless...

^{my site | gallery | t-shirts}
(Fri 19th Nov 2004, 20:56, More)

you have to be royal to ride them

^{my site} | gallery | t-shirts | horseswan wallpaper
(Fri 12th Nov 2004, 22:29, More)

wing commander feather reporting for duty sir!

i've been revamping some pics to do bigger versions...
wallpaper: 1024 x 768... 1280 x 1024
^{my site | my t-shirts (including the above)}
(Sun 7th Nov 2004, 22:48, More)

no-one clears plink off the dance floor...

this one's for flowerpot :) more plink dancing... charleston... ballet... jig... mexican hat... sand dance...
^{my site | my t-shirts}
(Fri 5th Nov 2004, 19:27, More)

an otter in a very large topper

flying visit, i wondered if a posh animal would cheer me up, it didn't but i shall share it anyhow
^{my site}
(Wed 3rd Nov 2004, 23:00, More)

doghorse!

^{my site}... a bigger doghorse... the real doghorse...
(Fri 15th Oct 2004, 20:55, More)

the nutz drummer...

^{my site}... the nutz... singer, guitarist and bassist
(Mon 27th Sep 2004, 0:07, More)

pirates of the antartic...
avast ye scurvy landlubbers!

^{my site}
(Sun 19th Sep 2004, 17:32, More)

he was tempted by the peanuts...
but the caramel was more work than he expected...

this was going to take a while
^{my site}
(Wed 8th Sep 2004, 22:07, More)

self portraits are difficult to get right...
particularly when you're a muppet trying to deny the fact you've gone grey

^{my site}
(Tue 7th Sep 2004, 0:51, More)

cowbot nutkin...

^{my site}
(Sat 21st Aug 2004, 1:53, More)

how planes work...

^{my site}
(Thu 12th Aug 2004, 23:59, More)

preparing for take off!

^{my site}
(Tue 10th Aug 2004, 21:44, More)

i hadn't realised...
that flying squirrels really existed...

^{my site}
(Sun 8th Aug 2004, 11:49, More)

bloody bunny's banging away again...

^{my site}
(Sat 7th Aug 2004, 2:40, More)

everyone loves to fly a kite...

^{my site}
(Fri 6th Aug 2004, 22:43, More)

he's looking down his nose at me...

^{my site}
(Fri 6th Aug 2004, 16:09, More)

all penguins take care over their appearance...
but some take it that little bit further...

^{my site}...
(Sat 31st Jul 2004, 3:31, More)

even wild kermits
are natural toe-tappers...

^{my site}...
(Thu 29th Jul 2004, 18:58, More)

^{my site}... earlier cyberman...
(Mon 26th Jul 2004, 12:54, More)

in about 10 seconds time
he's going to regret it...

^{my site}
(Fri 23rd Jul 2004, 16:59, More)

:)

(Mon 19th Jul 2004, 21:30, More)

prairie dog of war...

(Wed 30th Jun 2004, 22:12, More)

funky monkey...

(Tue 29th Jun 2004, 21:17, More)

gerald had problems with his tenants...
always making such a racket...

(Mon 21st Jun 2004, 23:14, More)

kitty was trying hard to fit into her new city life...
and had finally realised she needed more than just shoes...

(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 23:57, More)

the reason twitchers are twitchy...
a practical demonstration...

afternoon all... i really am too busy to be doing silly things like this... oops...
(Wed 9th Jun 2004, 16:36, More)

evening all...

(Mon 7th Jun 2004, 22:07, More)

(Fri 4th Jun 2004, 14:37, More)

to be honest, i'm not sure where i was going with this...

(Tue 1st Jun 2004, 22:40, More)

variation on a theme...
and holding in a handbag comment*...

*unsuccessfully it would seem
#1... my site...
(Fri 28th May 2004, 19:06, More)

evening all...

source penguin from our b3tan trip to the safari last weekend... :)
(Tue 25th May 2004, 19:29, More)

spiders can be fluffy too...

last one for tonight i think... should be in bed by now...
::my site :: spidy's id card ::
(Sun 9th May 2004, 3:31, More)

smile... you've got to keep your chinook...

::my site::
(Thu 6th May 2004, 22:09, More)

erm...

it even has an id card...
(Wed 28th Apr 2004, 0:38, More)

hurrah for eels with natural spongs...

(Sat 17th Apr 2004, 23:50, More)

a haiku from jeremy...
swing into springtime...
moving backwards and forwards
causes happiness

previous jeremy... lick... draw... dance... button... kiss... pogo... stroll... slide...
(Tue 13th Apr 2004, 11:59, More)

say hello to jeremy...
he's one of my special friends...

(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 13:20, More)

(Sat 27th Mar 2004, 1:18, More)

(Fri 26th Mar 2004, 13:08, More)

previous penguins... my site... hurl a haggis...
(Wed 24th Mar 2004, 17:04, More)

my site...
(Wed 24th Mar 2004, 15:02, More)

stop this cruel sport now!
won't somebody please think of the balls!

hello all :)
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 0:29, More)

afternoon all...

(Sat 6th Mar 2004, 15:17, More)

they'll be flying next...

evening all :)
(Sun 29th Feb 2004, 20:16, More)

mavis has been doing her spring cleaning...

out on the town with mavis...
(Fri 27th Feb 2004, 18:39, More)

boing boing boing...

(Fri 13th Feb 2004, 1:16, More)

cowboy... prisoner... one for the boys... one for the girls...
(Wed 11th Feb 2004, 0:32, More)

you want me to wear what?!
to be honest love, i'm not sure that i am hung like a stallion...

(Sun 1st Feb 2004, 17:30, More)

i call this piece 'easily amused'...

(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 21:34, More)

(Sat 24th Jan 2004, 1:50, More)

you will not leave the gallery...

but if you do, move on to this one...
(Mon 19th Jan 2004, 23:55, More)

convenience store...

(Sun 18th Jan 2004, 21:52, More)

they're really rather a fun couple...

evening all... :)
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 22:31, More)

he's had a rough night...

(Tue 13th Jan 2004, 0:35, More)

nearly there...

earlier propellor hat...
(Sun 11th Jan 2004, 22:57, More)

(Sat 3rd Jan 2004, 18:19, More)

out with the old...
in with the new...

oh... still a day to go...
(Tue 30th Dec 2003, 23:39, More)

evening all... :)

(Sat 13th Dec 2003, 4:11, More)

i'm trying to make my christmas cards...
and as i've finished one pic i thought i'd share and use it as an excuse for a break... :)

(Tue 9th Dec 2003, 22:55, More)

evening all... :)

(Thu 27th Nov 2003, 23:51, More)

:)

(Mon 17th Nov 2003, 1:20, More)

i have no idea where this came from...

evening all... :)
(Thu 13th Nov 2003, 22:20, More)

a day in the life #1






hello all... :)
(Sat 8th Nov 2003, 0:49, More)

this little... erm...

evening all... :)
(Mon 3rd Nov 2003, 21:00, More)

(Sun 2nd Nov 2003, 16:29, More)

...

(Sat 1st Nov 2003, 20:51, More)

post-bash cat...

(Sat 1st Nov 2003, 12:44, More)

you can call him tom...

(Thu 30th Oct 2003, 23:08, More)

it looks like the cat got the cream...

evening all... :)
(Thu 30th Oct 2003, 20:36, More)

i saw a great rock band this evening...
then i made them into soup...

hello all... :)
(Thu 30th Oct 2003, 0:18, More)

would you care to join me in a dance?

(Fri 24th Oct 2003, 2:06, More)

i'm off... night all...

(Wed 15th Oct 2003, 2:08, More)

they seek him here... they seek him there...

hello all... :)
(Tue 14th Oct 2003, 22:38, More)

i went to the zoo yesterday...
some animals are very difficult to spot...

hello all :)
(Sun 12th Oct 2003, 15:54, More)

soaking them in vinegar makes them harder...

hello all... :)
(Wed 8th Oct 2003, 19:15, More)

no reason...
but it's generally better to get these things out of my head...

for me at least... :)
(Tue 7th Oct 2003, 0:29, More)

cool squirrel...

new and improved version of an earlier anim...
(Sat 4th Oct 2003, 23:54, More)

exhibitionist frog in a photo booth...

hello all :)
(Thu 2nd Oct 2003, 19:38, More)

you can't be surprised...
not considering the zip...

bungle... george...
(Wed 1st Oct 2003, 21:14, More)

fly little fly...

(Mon 29th Sep 2003, 21:04, More)

the fonzie bear...

(Fri 26th Sep 2003, 21:45, More)

bush bear...

(Fri 26th Sep 2003, 0:41, More)

he won the gold medal for endurance skiing...

hello all :)
(Sun 14th Sep 2003, 18:54, More)

variation on a theme...

#1... #2...
(Sun 14th Sep 2003, 1:15, More)

(Mon 8th Sep 2003, 1:16, More)

hold still now...
i'm just going to put up a shelf...

hello all :)
(Tue 2nd Sep 2003, 22:38, More)

my dog's a bit of a muppet...

(Thu 28th Aug 2003, 0:20, More)

he be a salty sea dog...

(Tue 26th Aug 2003, 23:56, More)

all inclusive holidays...
do tend to encourage overindulgence...

evening all...
(Mon 25th Aug 2003, 22:39, More)

tiddles wanted to be a pirate...
but found it hard to resist his natural instincts...

hello all...
(Mon 25th Aug 2003, 2:27, More)

the working days of venus...

personal bandwagon ahoy... #1... #2...
afternoon all...
(Sun 17th Aug 2003, 14:39, More)

the gallery of modern art...
is a very exciting place to be...

(Fri 15th Aug 2003, 0:19, More)

no reason...
he's just a mean, mean statue...

(Wed 13th Aug 2003, 22:57, More)

(Fri 8th Aug 2003, 2:17, More)

my plums are playing the trumpet...

(Thu 7th Aug 2003, 23:53, More)

(Mon 28th Jul 2003, 22:48, More)

wait!

sorry... and hello all :)
(Tue 22nd Jul 2003, 21:40, More)

bastard ducks...

evening all... apologies for above... i'm working far too hard at the moment and it's sapping my creativity... 100% of fact :)
(Thu 17th Jul 2003, 21:28, More)

sometimes you really shouldn't pull...

(Wed 2nd Jul 2003, 23:02, More)

his name is gus...

i've just spent about 2 hours thinking i'd lost my camera and tearing the house apart... then i found it in the first place i'd looked... argh and huzzah... :-)
(Thu 26th Jun 2003, 0:58, More)

he's hungry...

other safari inspired posts... escaped rhino... hot lion action... elephant eating peanut... jiggling chimps and b3tans...
that's me off to bed... night all...
(Wed 25th Jun 2003, 1:22, More)

huzzah for weekends...

(Sat 21st Jun 2003, 18:07, More)

afternoon all...

(Fri 20th Jun 2003, 13:32, More)

mona beaker...

popped into my head... had to do it... now off to bed... night all...
(Fri 20th Jun 2003, 1:19, More)

helloooooooo...

(Thu 19th Jun 2003, 23:32, More)

it was going to be a long day...

(Tue 17th Jun 2003, 20:58, More)

reflections #2...

#1... evening all...
(Wed 11th Jun 2003, 18:58, More)

it's not really a wire... it's a tether...

(Tue 10th Jun 2003, 18:52, More)

...

(Mon 9th Jun 2003, 21:50, More)

where helicopters come from...

(Sat 7th Jun 2003, 20:33, More)

the new wig didn't seem quite right...

(Fri 6th Jun 2003, 0:46, More)

the nibblehog has been hunted to near extinction...

the seventies were particular harsh for them...
(Wed 4th Jun 2003, 22:50, More)

not a good day...

(Tue 3rd Jun 2003, 22:50, More)

well, you're not meant to smile on your passport picture...

(Sun 1st Jun 2003, 22:21, More)

...

(Fri 30th May 2003, 2:36, More)

sometimes you just need to chill...

(Tue 27th May 2003, 22:09, More)

watching the world go by...

(Mon 26th May 2003, 22:08, More)

...

(Mon 26th May 2003, 2:25, More)

ever the perfectionist...

(Sat 24th May 2003, 0:45, More)

baaaargh....

(Fri 23rd May 2003, 20:20, More)

some racoons never learn...

(Thu 22nd May 2003, 21:40, More)

some sloths just won't take a hint...

(Tue 20th May 2003, 20:33, More)

flying south for winter...

(Sun 18th May 2003, 20:12, More)

i went to the theatre last night...
i expected a melodrama...

but there was a typo on the poster...
(Sun 18th May 2003, 15:41, More)

gah!

(Sat 17th May 2003, 2:14, More)

a strolling stone gathers new moss...

(Fri 16th May 2003, 21:28, More)

...

(Wed 14th May 2003, 22:59, More)

...

(Wed 14th May 2003, 1:24, More)

i have no idea...

(Tue 13th May 2003, 0:21, More)

just doodlin'...

(Sun 11th May 2003, 20:35, More)

this evening i have been mostly drinking elephants under the table...

(Sat 10th May 2003, 22:46, More)

stickmen can be very cruel...

(Sat 10th May 2003, 17:07, More)

manequins scare me...

sorry... need fluffiness...
(Fri 9th May 2003, 23:51, More)

wait for it...

(Fri 9th May 2003, 2:20, More)

...

(Wed 7th May 2003, 21:21, More)

sk8r mollusc...

erm... more snails here...
(Tue 6th May 2003, 23:19, More)

all he wants is a day off now and then...

more animal dreams... penguin, mole, beaver, leopard, kangaroo, lemming, tortoise, chimp, bear, hamster, panda, frog, ladybird or in no particular order here
(Mon 5th May 2003, 20:08, More)

it's the best spot...

more little pink men with frogs here...
(Sat 3rd May 2003, 15:13, More)

lemurcopter...

(Fri 2nd May 2003, 0:53, More)

flash-fried flies...

more animal dreams... penguin, mole, beaver, leopard, kangaroo, lemming, tortoise, chimp, bear, hamster, panda or in no particular order here...
(Tue 29th Apr 2003, 21:26, More)

dolls scare me...

(Tue 29th Apr 2003, 1:14, More)

boingy flower...

because it's not sunny but it should be...
(Mon 28th Apr 2003, 13:56, More)

lemur tail charmer...

(Sun 27th Apr 2003, 21:34, More)

he just wants to be able to read in bed...

other animal dreams... penguin, mole, beaver, leopard, kangaroo, lemming, chimp, bear...
gah... this one turned out crap... others are better (marginally)...
(Fri 25th Apr 2003, 16:14, More)

the earth always moves in a mole's dream...

(Wed 23rd Apr 2003, 23:39, More)

leonardo da penguin...

(Wed 23rd Apr 2003, 20:19, More)

i've always thought camels had rather interesting faces...

(Tue 22nd Apr 2003, 20:05, More)

boom...

(Tue 22nd Apr 2003, 0:47, More)

silly flower...

(Thu 17th Apr 2003, 1:35, More)

the little spotted jottler...

(Sun 13th Apr 2003, 19:51, More)

tom was fed up being teased for being ginger...

i know i said i wouldn't use the zip again... apparently i lied... :)
(Sun 13th Apr 2003, 14:13, More)

he was getting a bit chilly...

i'll stop using the zip now... the other one...
(Thu 10th Apr 2003, 22:56, More)

monkeyboard...

(Wed 9th Apr 2003, 16:43, More)

cheeky monkey...

and i think that's all for now... monkey'd out... :-)
(Tue 8th Apr 2003, 22:05, More)

the golden monkey... nature's clown...

(Tue 8th Apr 2003, 19:56, More)

the pirates had many enemies...
but the most irritating were the woodworm...

evening all and sorry... that was quite poor... i need a new muse... anyone want to volunteer? :-)
(Mon 7th Apr 2003, 19:48, More)

frog diving...

(Sun 6th Apr 2003, 22:55, More)

yarrrrabbit...

my first pirate...
(Sun 6th Apr 2003, 16:01, More)

the frogs had finally found a way to hide...

(Sat 5th Apr 2003, 22:01, More)

trouble at t'pond...

(Sat 5th Apr 2003, 19:12, More)

had a few parts left over...

from my baby face...
(Wed 2nd Apr 2003, 18:00, More)

they've only got a 3 second memory y'know...

(Wed 2nd Apr 2003, 1:49, More)

my first furtive...

(Fri 28th Mar 2003, 23:06, More)

fear invaders...

(Wed 26th Mar 2003, 22:31, More)

the truth about flowers... #3

sorry... don't know where this odd flower riff has come from... it'll pass in a while...
in the meantime... #1 and #2...
(Wed 26th Mar 2003, 20:52, More)

the truth about flowers... #1

this started out as something totally different but never mind...
(Wed 26th Mar 2003, 1:07, More)

pogo bunny...

(Wed 19th Mar 2003, 19:53, More)

flock of doom...

Clicky for biggy
(Sat 8th Mar 2003, 1:39, More)

orangawrong...

click for much bigger and wronger...
(Fri 7th Mar 2003, 17:00, More)

raining cats and dogs...

and monkeys... and guinea pigs.. and mice... and squirrels...
(Wed 5th Mar 2003, 23:57, More)

robot jewellery box...

(Sun 2nd Mar 2003, 18:01, More)

i, robot...

aargghhh... couldn't get this any smaller without ruining it (?!)... shout at me if i should make it a link (135kb)
(Sat 1st Mar 2003, 17:39, More)

crap superhero #13

thanks to fnord for the inspiration :-)
others... #1, #2, #3, #4 , #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12
(Sun 23rd Feb 2003, 18:11, More)

crap superhero #1

my other half reckons he's seen this before... sorry if so... my first hand drawn anim... hence fairly poorly executed... style definitely nabbed from someone on the board but don't know who to credit... soz...
others... #1, #2, #3, #4 , #5, #6, #7, #8

(Sat 22nd Feb 2003, 14:45, More)

prairie dogs of war...

(Thu 20th Feb 2003, 23:39, More)

monkey dog #2

(Sun 16th Feb 2003, 15:40, More)

really not sure about this...

but i've done it now so...
(Thu 13th Feb 2003, 23:48, More)

my first kitty piccy...

(Mon 10th Feb 2003, 19:02, More)

» The Meaning Of Giff

Totscore
The number of "Likes" on a Facebook post about your baby.
"She looks really cute in this one, got a totscore of 327"
(Mon 30th Apr 2018, 18:16, More)

» Worst Record Ever

'stand by your man' by tammy wynette
years ago i did some research involving lots of people listening to four songs, one of which was 'stand by your man'... i ran the experiments and spent weeks listening to it over and over again...
as well as being an irritatingly insipid country tune the lyrics are appalling, anti-feminist, sappy nonsense...
it was horrible...
what makes it worse is that all the words seeped into my brain and i still have problems avoiding singing along if it's played in my presence...
this is a very very bad thing...
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 1:33, More)

» The Meaning Of Giff

Dalmally
Tapping on a Twitter user to get some context for a comment, then getting distracted by their timeline and aimlessly following unrelated links.
"Sorry, I went to check if this person was genuinely qualified to comment on that legal case, but dallmallied and ending up reading about this weird breed of dog that has two noses".
(Mon 30th Apr 2018, 17:43, More)

» The Meaning Of Giff

Plockton
Unit of measure, number of people in a Twitter mob.
"I just said I thought [politician of your choice] was misguided in their approach to Brexit, and a plockton of idiots descended upon me"
(Mon 30th Apr 2018, 23:02, More)

» The Meaning Of Giff

Uig
To click on a link and find something unpleasantly unexpected on the resulting web site.
(Mon 30th Apr 2018, 18:01, More)