*borrows pen**writes song entitled 'Simon Cowell Breakdances on My Head'*
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:19,
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*kills self on own
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 4 Oct 2004, 15:25,
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