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Buddha's 'lavatory revelations' are frequently overlooked...

...but are at the seat of the buddhic philosophy.

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(Funereal, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 14:15, archived)

buddha

is that quilted or double velvet?

(Disco Quiche, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 14:19, archived)

"Zen and the Art of Going to the Lavatory"

Relax mind.
Relax body.
Relax bowels.
Relax.
Do not fall over.
You are a cloud.
You are raining.
Do not rain
Whist the train
Is standing at a station.
Move with the wind.
Apologize where necessary.

(Douglas Adams)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 14:23, archived)

Hmm

You edited his top knot out?

Or is it a Burmese statue?

(Nocturnia, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 14:23, archived)

I don't believe he had a top knot...

but you should see his bottom knot ;-P

(Funereal, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 14:25, archived)

I thikn he did....

Because he was Indian and the style at the time was to tie the hair up in a top knot... as Sikh's still do.

Though Buddha statues from certain countries (Burma tends to be one) tend to miss off the top knot.

(Nocturnia, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 14:35, archived)

this is no funny

at all

(bb, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:54, archived)