'Zen and the Art of Going to the Lavatory'Relax mind.
Relax body.
Relax bowels.
Relax.
Do not fall over.
You are a cloud.
You are raining.
Do not rain
Whist the train
Is standing at a station.
Move with the wind.
Apologize where necessary.
(Douglas Adams)
(Relax body.
Relax bowels.
Relax.
Do not fall over.
You are a cloud.
You are raining.
Do not rain
Whist the train
Is standing at a station.
Move with the wind.
Apologize where necessary.
(Douglas Adams)
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 4 Oct 2002, 14:23,
archived)