if you had to look in the OED
then you're no doctor!
get away from me you fraud!
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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields,
Wed 27 Oct 2004, 16:24,
archived)
No doctor?
PhD (Piled Higher & Deeper or Plagiarised Higher Degree or Doctor of Photocopying), I'll have you know, you young whippersnapper!
Never darken my dustbins again!
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Doctor Evil,
Wed 27 Oct 2004, 16:27,
archived)