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# Hahaha.


*cough*

I mean:

Dear Mr./Mrs. Strawberry Dragon,

It has come to our attention that in an attempt to satirise The Neville's recent predicament, you have used what is obviously Don Hertzfeldt's style.

Please stop this instant.

Yours,
Don Hertzfeldt's Legal Team.
(, Sun 31 Oct 2004, 22:27, archived)
# Dear Evil Prof,
It has come to our attention that you are using our name and/or likeness in making fun of our absurd law suit.
Please note that charges and/or shirts will be pressed unless you cease and desist from using the above.

Don Hertzfeldt's Legal Team
(, Sun 31 Oct 2004, 22:29, archived)
# damn.
beaten to it

woo to mindpiss!
(, Sun 31 Oct 2004, 22:33, archived)
# Crap!
*is carried off by dark suited lawyers, never to be heard of again*
(, Sun 31 Oct 2004, 22:32, archived)
#
It has come to our attention that you have satirised our legal letter to The Neville.
Using what is obviously our style of writing.

Please stop this instant.

Yours,
Don Hertzfeldt's Legal Team.
(, Sun 31 Oct 2004, 22:32, archived)
#
Dear Don Corleone,

Although you may be a fictious mafia gangster don it would appear you have an exact first name to Don Hertzfeldt. Your previous threats of sleeping with fishes does not amuse nor scare me.

Please change your name immediately
Yours,
Don Hertzfeldt's Legal Team.
(, Sun 31 Oct 2004, 22:34, archived)