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# Morning all
I have famous friends, just look who e-mailed me this morning:

'DEAR FRIEND,

I AM MRS. SESE-SEKO WIDOW OF LATE PRESIDENT MOBUTU SESE-SEKO OF ZAIRE?'

you'd think if she was the presidents wife, she would have enough intelligence to turn the CAPS button off
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:06, archived)
# I dunno
I had an email from Cherie just last week.. written all in Capitals, it went something along the lines of:

"I AM EVIL CHERIE BLAIR AND I WANT TO SUCK OUT YOUR CREAMY BRAINS USING MY TEETHY SMILE!!"

edit: oh yeah i almost forgot, good morning everyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:08, archived)
# Sneaky cow
Did she offer to put £20m in your account too? I thought we'd come to an agreement...

But judging by the life expectancy of most of the people in that email, not sure if I'd touch the money with a barge pole.

"As most people I have ever know have been killed for this money, could you take it for a while?" Hmmm... let me think...
(Mephistopheles, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:18, archived)
# There was...
...a great write-up by some woman who had strung along
the folks behind a similar (identical?) email scam...

entertaining. can't remember the url, probably found it
through cruel.com or some such site.
(NotMrHumbolt, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:30, archived)
# Ahh, but can she
enlarge your penis using natural methods?
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:34, archived)
# You need supergirl for that
but you'll have to beat off Bovine and mnb0898man to get your chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:02, archived)
# The last thing I want to do is
beat of Bovine and mnb0898man!!
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:05, archived)
# and the double entendre wasn't even intentional
it must subconscious smut sneaking up on me
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:11, archived)