I got a very entertaining spam this morning offering some medicine or other, that as well as letting me lose weight without excercise, also promised
Body Fat Loss -- 82% improvement
Wrinkle Reduction -- 61% improvement
Energy Level -- 84% improvement
Muscle Strength -- 88% improvement
Sexual Potency -- 75% improvement
Emotional Stability -- 67% improvement
Memory -- 62% improvement
And it has a full money back guarantee if I'm not satisfied.
I love the stupid figures, but how would I know if I was the full 67% more emotionally stable, and not just 65% or 66%?
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Body Fat Loss -- 82% improvement
Wrinkle Reduction -- 61% improvement
Energy Level -- 84% improvement
Muscle Strength -- 88% improvement
Sexual Potency -- 75% improvement
Emotional Stability -- 67% improvement
Memory -- 62% improvement
And it has a full money back guarantee if I'm not satisfied.
I love the stupid figures, but how would I know if I was the full 67% more emotionally stable, and not just 65% or 66%?