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# Morning all.
I got a very entertaining spam this morning offering some medicine or other, that as well as letting me lose weight without excercise, also promised

Body Fat Loss -- 82% improvement
Wrinkle Reduction -- 61% improvement
Energy Level -- 84% improvement
Muscle Strength -- 88% improvement
Sexual Potency -- 75% improvement
Emotional Stability -- 67% improvement
Memory -- 62% improvement

And it has a full money back guarantee if I'm not satisfied.

I love the stupid figures, but how would I know if I was the full 67% more emotionally stable, and not just 65% or 66%?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:09, archived)
# I thought it said "Winkle reduction" for a second
it's usually the other way around on the web isn't it?
If I had taken up all the offers on penis extension my penis would be 6 miles long by now rather than just 4 miles..
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:10, archived)
# I
note no hummus improvement percentage? Can't be real then.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:36, archived)