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Hello. And welcome. My name is Steve Martin, but my parents are not to blame. I'm a tall bald Welshman, marooned on the little rock that is Guernsey.

I used to be creative moons ago. I haven't even a website these days.

But give we a Werthers and I'm yours.

Sheep facts:

1. I get excited by guttering.
2. My ideal woman would wear NOTHING but wellies
3. I am recently divorced
4. But I'm not a weirdo or anything, no, not me.
5. I will be 37 on 4th July 2007. Fuck, that feels old.

Recent front page messages:

Lo all

(Thu 16th Dec 2004, 9:48, More)

Morning, I say, morning!

(Tue 21st Sep 2004, 10:36, More)

Flea Humour

Edit: ta!
(Tue 14th Sep 2004, 13:45, More)

In an alternate reality
Glastonbury Tor hunts sheep for sport.

(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 11:01, More)


Edit: blimey, what a nice response. And thanks for the FP.
(Wed 8th Sep 2004, 10:42, More)


(Tue 7th Sep 2004, 19:50, More)

Lo all

(Tue 24th Aug 2004, 14:24, More)


(Mon 9th Aug 2004, 12:07, More)


Edit: woo, thanks for kind responses and FP!
(Mon 9th Aug 2004, 10:40, More)

Morning all
...almost painful

Edit: thanks for lovely comments, and for FP.
(Tue 27th Jul 2004, 9:23, More)

Best answers to questions:

» People with Stupid Names

Two for you.
A client of ours employs a Mr. Roger Boyz. Fact.
A management consultant we used at my old job was named "Dick Bush". He named his eldest son "Shaun". Double-fact.
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 17:26, More)

» Irrational Fears

I live in perpetual fear
That I will flick my cigarette ash into the turnups on my trousers, thereby setting them aflame.

For this reason, I avoid trousers with this feature.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 13:31, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

Boiled or poached Egg. Scrambled or fried is fine. But the smell of any other form of egg makes me hurl.

Not a good idea to throw egg mayonnaise sandwiches my way.

(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 12:35, More)