Piscesyou're named after a fish, and you smell like one too. Watch out for anglers, and try to avoid worms on the end of bits of string.
Luck does not appear in the form of a letter made of ham.
(Luck does not appear in the form of a letter made of ham.
munkt0n,
Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:54,
archived)
AriesAll your surviving relatives are
simultaneously killed today on a journey they
were making to have you legally committed.
Your hamster was last seen sprinting down your
road in his ball. It's believed he wants to
have you put down. Your shoes are scuffed and
you don't have any polish the right colour. A
group of schoolgirls push past you at the bus
stop and giggle. You are fired for excessive
porn use.
(,
Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:06,
archived)
simultaneously killed today on a journey they
were making to have you legally committed.
Your hamster was last seen sprinting down your
road in his ball. It's believed he wants to
have you put down. Your shoes are scuffed and
you don't have any polish the right colour. A
group of schoolgirls push past you at the bus
stop and giggle. You are fired for excessive
porn use.