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# wotcha Chief
I'm so impressed by this I'm going to woo it again
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 9:43, archived)
# owight squire?
cor blimey, aw the bluddy 'ell are ya?

... I can't keep this cockney lark up. Good Morrow Sir. May I enquire as to how you are feeling on this fine foggy Scottish morning.

And Happy St Andrew's Day for yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Happy belated St. Andrew's Day EVERYONE
*does highland dance in a kilt, tossing a caber and eating a deep fried mars bar haggis supper with iron bru. Also has highest levels of teenage pregnancy, child poverty and heart disease in Europe, and more money spent per head of capita on NHS services than anywhere else in the world.*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 9:52, archived)
# I almost
owright squire-d you, I'm good ta (apart from the mindpiss...). Are you back here for good then? or is your boss just not in yet?

edit: *puts on skirt and tosses caber for yesterday*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 9:54, archived)
# back for a while
(Gary Barlow should write a song about it). I think I should be less busy in the run up to Christmas. My 'Boss' isn't too much of a worry, because I have my own office... The fact that sysadmin may be watching and listening is a bit of a concern (last week Prof UC spent 6 hours working and 35 hours on b3ta)

Glad to hear you're good though - and it feels nice to be back.

nice skirt!

*chases in Benny Hill style*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 9:56, archived)
# 'ning sysadmin
own office? well la-de-da :)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 9:59, archived)
# GO BACK OUT,
KNOCK,

then you can come back in!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:00, archived)
# *goes back out*
*gives finger*
*knocks*
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:02, archived)
# *pokes head out of office*
*looks at empty corridor*
*cries*

why does everyone at work hate me? I'LL MAKE THEM ALL PAY!

*goes back inside office*
*does no work*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:04, archived)