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# hahahaha wifecrust
*f'nurg*

fuck-knuckle is a personal fave, but it might not meet the demands of the board, due to its possessing a hyphen.

I have also, in the style of Bill Oddie, sighted the odd rare shitehawk here - that really makes me twitch, I can tell you.

Is it just me, or does anyone else have the urge to shout 'Shamon motherfucker' in the street, quite at random? I do so hate to fall prey to TV fads, but this one tickles me.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 22:41, archived)
# I greet colleagues at work with that phrase
they don't watch bo selecta, which amuses me even more
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 22:43, archived)
# heh heh
that's great!

I think I might just get handed a p45 if I tried that at work...

still, if you ever hear someone whistling with intermitent "shamon motherfucker"s on Totteridge and Whetstone high street, that's me :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 23:08, archived)
# speaking of Bill Oddie...
the quiz machine at my local has a southpark quiz on it...and one of the questions is:
What is a great bearded tit?
a) a small bird
b) (something I can't remember)
c) Bill Oddie

I kid you not...almost had us the first time we saw it too...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 22:53, archived)
# lol!
...but no one disses the Oddiemeister and lives to tell the tale, I can tell you. I expect he'll send a flock of angry thrushes to encase the place in droppings.

By the way, do thrushes flock?

I've never seen it happen myself.

(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 23:11, archived)