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[challenge entry] Hollywood Stereotypes 101

From the If Movie Plots Were Real challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(je suis tres francais, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:17, archived)
# Dr. Condaleezza Rice is *SO* ghetto!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:21, archived)
# lips-smackin'
thirst-quenchin' ace-tastin' motivatin'

any continuance would help


AND SHUT THAT BLOODY WOMAN UP!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:23, archived)
# It looks like
she's wearing a mouse on her ear. Perhaps she's a newbie?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:25, archived)
# it's a two-way
white boy.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:27, archived)
# No,
I'm a "two-way white boy".

I'm guessing it's some type of audio equipment.

/intentionally thick

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:30, archived)
# perpatratin'
ventillatin' fudge-packin'
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:25, archived)
# reminds me of
Cheap-skate, perpetrating - money hungry jerk
Everyday I drink a "O.E." and I don't go to work
You drippy nose knuckle-head - you're we behind the ears
You like men - and we like beer.

/Beastie Boys - "Hold It Now - Hit It!"
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:29, archived)
# Memories...
Now do PE's Rebel Without A Pause
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:30, archived)
# You know I can.
It would take a nation of millions to hold me back.

www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Public-Enemy/Rebel-Without-a-Pause.html
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:34, archived)
# Skill!
.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:36, archived)
# or something
/Googlebitch
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:38, archived)
# Canada
Dry Can
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:47, archived)
# hip hop
da hibby, da hibby to the hip hip hop and you don't stop-a rockin to the bang bang boogie said up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie da beat

now what you hear is not a test...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:32, archived)
# Haha!
Sugar Hill Gang, Rapper's Delight

/edit: Funny how back in the day, it didn't need to be gangsta'd up.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:35, archived)
# huzzah!
the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mush and the chicken tastes like wood
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:37, archived)
# I think some of the greatest rap lyrics ever
was that crazy-ass whirlwind of what-the-fuck by Flava Flav in "Cold Lampin' with Flava".

"Shoothki-Valoothki/supercalifragahesticalagoothki/you can put that in your don't-know-what-I-said book"
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:49, archived)
# I hesitate but feel compelled to use the word...
OXYMORON
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:51, archived)
# A quick google
found "Copy original reproduction outer core oven fried oxymoron oyster crackers".

& I don't think you can say fairer than that.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:54, archived)
# I realize that from the quote
but the whole song was just an explosion of lunacy, and was probably one of the funnest pieces of rap I've ever listened to.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:54, archived)
# I think you may have
a virus with a Bayesian filter...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:56, archived)
# I'm not sure I get the connection
but I'm wearing a condom.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 4:03, archived)
# Flavor Flav
is the only person ever to be in a black political rap group to wear a clock round his neck & have drug & violence issues.

FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:53, archived)
# yeah right
I prefer the idea of Lava Lamp with Cold F
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:55, archived)
# How many other black political rap singers wore clocks around their necks?
seems to make for a small enough population that the results may be of little significance.

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:58, archived)
# Fuck,
if I was sobererer I could join in on a conversation like that... :(
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:45, archived)
# If I was drunker
my posts would be a lot longer and make somewhat less sense.

I'd also post pictures of my knob
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:51, archived)