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# I'd
use my boxer shorts
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:59, archived)
# would you seriously? what about wiping your arse on the wall?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:00, archived)
# My cat is handy
a soft wipe and a cuddle afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:02, archived)
# self-cleaning also
a surefire winner
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:02, archived)
# A Mate of mine did that at Reading once
scummer that he is. You could always drag yourself along the ground like a dog
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:02, archived)