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[challenge entry] how thoughtful

From the Greetings Cards For Any Occasion challenge. See all 489 entries (closed)

(The Potato Monkey, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:57, archived)
# I'd
use my boxer shorts
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 17 Dec 2004, 15:59, archived)
# would you seriously? what about wiping your arse on the wall?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:00, archived)
# My cat is handy
a soft wipe and a cuddle afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:02, archived)
# self-cleaning also
a surefire winner
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:02, archived)
# A Mate of mine did that at Reading once
scummer that he is. You could always drag yourself along the ground like a dog
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:02, archived)
# I've used the curtains before now.
(CrispyDolphin, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:04, archived)
# I had some mates when I was a student
who got to L in the yellow pages before they bought more bog roll.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:11, archived)
# socks are the ultimate wipping device
in that case
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Dec 2004, 16:05, archived)
# FFS
use the cardboard tube like any normal person
(rogerzilla, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 18:12, archived)