I like this.Well done, sir.
'Thanks very much for waking me up first thing on a Wednesday for the last twelve months - and I really enjoyed the muddy pathway you stamped across my lawn. I look forward to another year of aggressive, smelly men dropping half-rotted kitchen waste all over my drive.'
('Thanks very much for waking me up first thing on a Wednesday for the last twelve months - and I really enjoyed the muddy pathway you stamped across my lawn. I look forward to another year of aggressive, smelly men dropping half-rotted kitchen waste all over my drive.'
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Mon 20 Dec 2004, 15:20,
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