Put downIf accused of small dickness, response could be: - 'If your fanny (insert ruder word dependent on social situation) is as big as your gob, even my xx inches (insert braggability quotient) would rattle around like a pen in a bucket'
I do like the 'I've been talking it over with my mates' bit...
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I do like the 'I've been talking it over with my mates' bit...