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(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 9:14, archived)
# You been hanging out with Cambourne girls again?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 9:16, archived)
# Ha!
Take THAT, you slag!
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 9:23, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Have you seen the papers?
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 9:26, archived)
# Anguish of reposter
Full Story pages 5-6, then again on pages 18-19, then again on pages 31-32 . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 9:53, archived)
# /snicker
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 10:17, archived)
# Put down
If accused of small dickness, response could be: - "If your fanny (insert ruder word dependent on social situation) is as big as your gob, even my xx inches (insert braggability quotient) would rattle around like a pen in a bucket"

I do like the "I've been talking it over with my mates" bit...
(The real vlad the impala, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 8:55, archived)