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# here have this
*hands over £5 claimed earlier via AICMFP*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:33, archived)
# I work on a timeshare basis
a fiver gets you a fortnight in August

I'm very cheap
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:36, archived)
# I`ll shag you
can I get a year?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:37, archived)
# Sure
but no discounts for bulk purchases! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:39, archived)
# my load will fill you BOY!

.. [injects naughty bits with lots of stuff that makes up a fake spunk]
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:41, archived)
# Slow down
You've got to fill in the application form first:

1) Are you hot?

2) Are you a hot laydeeee?

3) Do you have the correct laydeeee bits?

Negative answers consitute a massive price increase ;)
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:43, archived)
# I`ll have all the positives (apart from HIV)
and I`ll also CMFP while I`m here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:46, archived)
# CMFP?
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:48, archived)