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# I'm going to repost some of my favourite stuff
I've just got to trawl through my files and find some things I can lie about being my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:20, archived)
# Instead of that
draw a picture of Santa Claus caught in an embarrasing situation with a yule log.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:22, archived)
# or both
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:22, archived)
# Or a poem
/edit: or fast food
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:24, archived)
# its all good
(Banjo-Jeff I don't play a banjo, and I'm not called Jeff., Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:24, archived)
# some things aren't.
like mosquitoes.

But most other things are pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:27, archived)
# Are you bigoted
against mosquitoes?

Some of my best friends are mosquitoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:28, archived)
# Not bigoted, per se
but they have caused myself and my family much discomfort. They are more of an enemy born through years of legitimate hatred.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:34, archived)
# Most things
aren't like mosquitoes.
Midges are a bit like mosquitoes, only smaller.
Fridges are not like mosquitoes; nor are most types of corkscrew.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:32, archived)
# Corkscrews
are also good for drawing blood from people.

Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:33, archived)
# I never thought of that.
Blimey - small world, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:34, archived)
# Yes
but I wouldn;t want to decorate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:36, archived)
# It'd be like painting the Forth Bridge.
Come to think of it, you'd have to do that too. It would take weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:38, archived)
# *holds pinky to mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:41, archived)
# Laziness in punctuation has wroght this misunderstanding.
Isn't it funny how much trouble missing a period can cause?

/straight line
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:40, archived)
# I just got it
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:30, archived)
# just kidding
I didn't just get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:30, archived)
# Damn.... I'm STILL eating?
I'm gonna get fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:29, archived)
# You're like a machine!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:35, archived)