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# Most things
aren't like mosquitoes.
Midges are a bit like mosquitoes, only smaller.
Fridges are not like mosquitoes; nor are most types of corkscrew.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:32, archived)
# Corkscrews
are also good for drawing blood from people.

Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:33, archived)
# I never thought of that.
Blimey - small world, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:34, archived)
# Yes
but I wouldn;t want to decorate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:36, archived)
# It'd be like painting the Forth Bridge.
Come to think of it, you'd have to do that too. It would take weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:38, archived)
# *holds pinky to mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:41, archived)
# Laziness in punctuation has wroght this misunderstanding.
Isn't it funny how much trouble missing a period can cause?

/straight line
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:40, archived)
# I just got it
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:30, archived)
# just kidding
I didn't just get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:30, archived)