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# counting down
Christmas is almost DEAD....
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 4:57, archived)
# Yay! It's over.
Did Jesus see his shadow?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:00, archived)
# I don't know
but I cut his head open, scooped out the insides and put a candle in
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:02, archived)
# Festive!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:03, archived)
# hooray!
I'm going to eat the insides with mashed potatoes and gravy.

EDIT: Never mind... the insides ARE mashed potatoes and gravy. How handy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*goes to get non-spilled fake beer*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:03, archived)
# Only another eleven days to go.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:00, archived)
# I thought that was the 11 days before, not after
and besides, I still have half of my christmas coming. half the family was visiting my cousin who gave birth two weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:03, archived)
# they start after...
...but technically, the twelve days of Christmas start on the 26th, meaning there are actually THIRTEEN total.

So don't let Jesus walk under a ladder.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:06, archived)
# No, Christmas day is the first day.
Ask a vicar.
I also have more crimbo in a couple of weeks. Mum's coming out from England.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:06, archived)