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# i forgot to say
merry christmas and all that shite to you all
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 4:45, archived)
# shove it up your arse!
/Baz
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 4:46, archived)
# yay
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 4:53, archived)
# no, you didn't
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 4:46, archived)
# You're too late so
fuck off.
(In the nicest possible way.)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 4:47, archived)
# LOL
i was too busy getting pissed with better folk than you lot so get it up ye!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 4:48, archived)
# Technically,
it's still 25 Dec in my little world (for another 12 minutes).
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 4:48, archived)
# In my little world, it's always christmas
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 4:49, archived)
# I'm glad I don't live in your little world!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 4:50, archived)
# the caroling isn't too bad
it's the damned Salvation army bell ringers that annoy me
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 4:51, archived)
# *rings tiny bell*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 4:53, archived)
# *salivates*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 4:58, archived)
# *gives electroshock therapy*
(and a treat)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:01, archived)
# somewhere in here
is an innuendo about testicle shocking S&M, but I'm not going to be the onw to breach that subject. wait...
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:05, archived)
# That's some well-grounded restraint you have there.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:11, archived)
# Yes.
It must be very expensive.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 4:51, archived)
# your in my world now grandma!
.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 4:50, archived)
# counting down
Christmas is almost DEAD....
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 4:57, archived)
# Yay! It's over.
Did Jesus see his shadow?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:00, archived)
# I don't know
but I cut his head open, scooped out the insides and put a candle in
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:02, archived)
# Festive!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:03, archived)
# hooray!
I'm going to eat the insides with mashed potatoes and gravy.

EDIT: Never mind... the insides ARE mashed potatoes and gravy. How handy!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*goes to get non-spilled fake beer*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:03, archived)
# Only another eleven days to go.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:00, archived)
# I thought that was the 11 days before, not after
and besides, I still have half of my christmas coming. half the family was visiting my cousin who gave birth two weeks ago
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:03, archived)
# they start after...
...but technically, the twelve days of Christmas start on the 26th, meaning there are actually THIRTEEN total.

So don't let Jesus walk under a ladder.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:06, archived)
# No, Christmas day is the first day.
Ask a vicar.
I also have more crimbo in a couple of weeks. Mum's coming out from England.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:06, archived)
# merry chrimbo.
never said that before.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 4:48, archived)