My uncle's brother's son (who is a copper)
once caught a horse speeding 140mph down the M3 to Basingstoke.
the horse said he had some 'urgent business' to attend to. just shows how arrogant these horses can be sometimes!
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mnb098mnb used to be here,
Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:31,
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I once caught a horse
going through my mums underwear.
Filthy creatures.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:45,
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