Just found this Blue Jam - ish tale of someone going to the doctor'A few days ago I went to the doctors. I have been suffering from anxiety attacks, merely about bodily symtoms such as hot flushes and short breath. I get these a lot so I saw the doctor about. He's called Doctor [censored] by the way...
...anyway, I told him about my problem, following which he asked me to show him my palm, and he made out I had a long life due to a 'long life line'. He then showed me his hand, where he had angina etc. He then said his hand displayed lots of money, and mine didn't.
So basically I went to the doctors so that he would prescribe something for my anxiety, and he bloody palm read me. He then prescribed me Fluxotine, which as you may know, is Prozac.
I believe the doc thought I went in, made up some shit just as an excuse to get hold of some prozac. His palm reading was just his way of patronising me for it. Prozac is for depression, I'm not depressed in the slightest!'
(...anyway, I told him about my problem, following which he asked me to show him my palm, and he made out I had a long life due to a 'long life line'. He then showed me his hand, where he had angina etc. He then said his hand displayed lots of money, and mine didn't.
So basically I went to the doctors so that he would prescribe something for my anxiety, and he bloody palm read me. He then prescribed me Fluxotine, which as you may know, is Prozac.
I believe the doc thought I went in, made up some shit just as an excuse to get hold of some prozac. His palm reading was just his way of patronising me for it. Prozac is for depression, I'm not depressed in the slightest!'
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 16 Oct 2002, 2:13,
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