b3ta.com board

Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 4120018 (Thread)

*gives beer*

you know, until that picture of her in the pub, i
always thought elf girl would be taller.

(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:56, archived)

Didn't you see the first one?

she's not going to be adult sized till she's about 90 years old!

(Azzek!, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 16:01, archived)

i did

i just didn't realise the full extent of the problem.
she never seemed that small next to EPG.
looks like all my favourite characters are tiny.

i'll go to belgium, those smurf's'll cheer me up
in those enormous mushrooms they live in

(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 16:03, archived)

EPG has the unexplained ability to change her size

_{and also i often forget to draw elf to scale}

(Azzek!, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)

oh right

now, if i can only find 3 huge apples, the smurfs will be big enough
to give me one of those hats

[edit] because smurf are all officially 3 apples tall. i want their hats to be big enough for me to wear

(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 16:08, archived)

moleste apples?

_{i'm not sure i want to know...}

(Azzek!, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 16:11, archived)

hu ge

curse the filter. fuck it all the way to fuck

[edit] it doesn't seem to be affecting my swearing though

(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 16:16, archived)