'I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.' - Ken Dodd. Genius.
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mrlogic is copying your beard,
Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:30,
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hahahaha what a class act he wasI want to be a diddy man
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Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:32,
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Another good performance opener:"Hello, I'm Ken Dodd. Comedian and failed accountant...."
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Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:34,
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And"My Dad knew I was going to be a comedian. When I was a baby he said, 'Is this a joke?'"
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